Recreation jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I miss playing baseball.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Memes
my dad is good
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"