Recreation jokes
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I miss playing baseball.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Puzzle
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.