Recreation jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
When you go to the community pool
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!