Recreation jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Peter's playtime.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Games are fun.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.