Recreation Jokes

Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.

“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

I miss playing baseball.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

This is an a-maze-ing joke!

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

On Sunday.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”