Recreation jokes
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
my dad is good
I miss playing baseball.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.