Recreation jokes
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
my dad is good
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.