Recreation jokes
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Memes
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.