Recreation jokes
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
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Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
I miss playing baseball.