Recreation jokes
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.