It's cavers.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Peter's playtime.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
