
Recreation jokes
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
