What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile, I hold the record for the widest ass hole.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
