What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
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Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
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Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
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Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
A man entered in the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back in his account. The teller asked the man why did you withdraw the money and deposit back then the man replied i wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records. Lol
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”
