Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
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I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Sign in sheet!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
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