Database jokes

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

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