Database jokes

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Humanity.

Women.

Beans