Database jokes
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Humanity.
Women.
Beans
