Database jokes

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Humanity.

Women.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.