Database jokes

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Humanity.

Women.

Beans

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.