Reason jokes
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.