Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why did 10 die?? Because he was in between 9/11
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
