Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish. 🤔 They have there own scales🤧
WHY DID THE PEOPIE GET A CHICKEN??? TO MAKE EGGS.
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: Because they don't have anyone they can call Daddy.
These are the reasons the west will fall, also men's rights are fucking stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
So unfortunately I got kicked out of the library again because for some reason they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
