Reason jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.