Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Reason Jokes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
