Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.