"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
