And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
Messi is really messy
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Should cishet people REALLY be watching ranboo?
