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This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat

i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you

one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol

my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother

I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up

Marriage is really educational

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y

So a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist. “What seems to be the problem?” The therapist asked. “Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” They said. So the therapist replies, “oh dear, that must be a problem.” “Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light is really bright.”

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

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A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.