Really jokes

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

Messi is really messy.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.