Really

Really jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Boss

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

Blood

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

Memes

Mother

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!

Arrest

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

Kardashians

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Suicide

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

Sock

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Dwarf

One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.

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  • Woman

    Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.

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  • Rapist

    When I was very young...

    My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

    They are rapists now.

    Sex

    Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?

    Woman: No, really?

    Man: Well, the one I fucked did...

    Fridge

    Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.

    Abuse

    Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

    Note

    You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!