Messi is really messy
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching ranboo?
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood if you woodchuck on the world with that you have a really deep in and he says goodbye when he says goodbye you like if you
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.