Really jokes
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Memes
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!