Really jokes
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."