Ok is this the new thing saying Gwen in your "joke" then people will comment and u can make more friends. If so then i really need to be saying Gwen more in my "jokes or chats".
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him. He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey gwen can we please chat I am really bored! love u! 😘😘😘😘😘
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love gwen.
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
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So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick
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Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
I'll really MIST ya
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
My wife said to me you really have no sense of direction do you? I said where the fuck did that come from?!
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
