Really jokes

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.