Really jokes
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Memes
It's 5050
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.