Really jokes

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.