Really jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Memes
It's 5050
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.