Really jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Memes
It's 5050
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I'll really mist ya.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.