Really jokes

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."