Really jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.