Really jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Did you hear the pickle joke?

It's actually a really big dill.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."