Realization jokes

When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.

Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!

When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.