Real Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.

I look at your bro

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea that’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or don’t believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life

i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real

Guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real" I reply saying, yea it's Asa Hutchinson, lol

PRINCE PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR REAL...LETS SORT THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLS PLS ANSWER ME I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW PRINCESS MY NAME IS GWEN AND I AM NOT A FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

Prince I promise u that "qwen" girl ur chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for u not her she a stranger!

dont make a person loook a fool when you are the real one!

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that 😤💪

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan