Abdi and Tunde are real.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
