Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!!!
Abdi and Tunde is real
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
Who thinks gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *gwen and aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real" I reply saying, yea it's Asa Hutchinson, lol
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles. Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
