Real jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

I guess it really IS all in the execution.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.