Real jokes

I forgot the joke I wanted to say.

Chat, is this real?

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.