Real jokes

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!