Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
