Ran jokes
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).