I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
We were going to Macdonald's but we ran into your hairline!!!
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
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Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
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I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
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he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
I wad gona stop for the cos but I ran because I was high (the song don't coywrite me plz)
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
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Why did Steven hawking die he ran out of WiFi
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
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Parademic are so bad go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise the tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race the race begin and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow the rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow so he decided to take a nap as he took a nap the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke the ran as fast as he could but when he came to the end the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again
