Ran jokes

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.