There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Sam from Bow
Ask a darkie for a light
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Why is black mystery not an airhead flavor? Because we already know what happened to them *shot fires*
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
What do you call a triggered white kid? A school shooter!
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
whats it called when a black person makes a joke? a joke, you racist. jk, dark humour
what did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty? "STUPID VINIGGER!"
what do you call a german man who cant see
a not see
Whats long and black. The line to KFC
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
