Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Racist Jokes
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Ballz!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
