Racist jokes

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

Ballz!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

Sam from Bow.

Ask a darkie for a light.

Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white