Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Racist Jokes
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Sam from Bow.
Ask a darkie for a light.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
