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I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

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    • Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

    Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

    Man: Oh, here's your rope.

    Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

    He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

    What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

    JK, dark humor.