Racist jokes
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What do you call a racist community? America.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!