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What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

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I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

What do you call a racist community? America.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:

Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."

Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"

Comedian: "I'm not tr-"

Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"

Comedian: "I-"

Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"

Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

Students: No, that's not funny!

Student: SHUT UP!

What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?

“Wait, you’re getting paid?”

*trigger alert*

Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?

Because there were too many black holes.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A GANGSTA

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.