Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Trying to make jokes in 2020-2021 be like:
Comedian: "When she went in front of the TV, it took an hour till you could see the screen again."
Audience: "Why you gotta be so offensive?"
Comedian: "I'm not tr-"
Audience: "Oh, so now you're trying to debate?"
Comedian: "I-"
Audience: "Now you're acting racist?!"
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher informatio-
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their teachers to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animale shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw there parents in a diffrent race!
Students: No that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist
What do you call a black man with a gun? A GANGSTA
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
so when my parents so no isms i say can i be homophobic
Why be Homophobic, transphobic,racist,sexist when you can be quiet
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What’s the German word for BRA? Keeptwofromfloppin.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
I’m not racist I just have black guns
