Women's rights.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
