Racist jokes
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
Women's rights.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!