Racism jokes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.