Racism jokes
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Memes
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.