What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
