Racism jokes
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.