Racism jokes

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

How do you blindfold an Asian?

With dental floss.

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A: Stoners have papers.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"

Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.