Racism jokes
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.