Racism jokes
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.