Racism jokes
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Memes
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
These are all racist. 😂