What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Racism Jokes
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
These are all racist. 😂
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
