Racism jokes
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
These are all racist. 😂