Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
These are all racist. 😂
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
