Racism jokes
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Memes
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Whatâs George Floydâs favorite color? Neon black.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, itâs considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A âBeanerSchnitzelâ!
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
These are all racist. đ
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.