Racism jokes
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."