Racism jokes

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It picks cotton.

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.