
Racism jokes
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Bread is racist.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.