In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
