Racism jokes
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.