Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
These are all racist. 😂
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Wanna hear a racist joke...Donald Trump
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
