Racism jokes
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Bread is racist.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.