Race jokes
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?