Race jokes
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Whatβs the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What runs but never stops?
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, βLook Mama, Iβm a white boy!β His mother smacks him and says, βGo tell your Daddy what you just said!β The boy finds his father and says, βLook Daddy, Iβm a white boy!β His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, βNow, what do you have to say for yourself?β The boy replies, βIβve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!β
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"