Race jokes
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!