Race jokes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Bush is innocent, he's white...
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.