What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?