Race jokes
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Bush is innocent, he's white...
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”