What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.