Race jokes
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?