Race jokes
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.