The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
