Race jokes
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."