Race jokes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.