Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What is playing with you?
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a...
CRACK IN IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Quiz: Turn what for what?
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
