Question jokes
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There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What's the time?
How would I know?
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Who am I?
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)