Question jokes

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

Guess what?

Good guess.

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit.

I farted how bout u?

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.

The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

Who likes dick? Answer me!

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

What is

What did the egg say to the tuna?

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

What is my favorite color? Yellow.