Question jokes
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
What is
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Guess what?
Good guess.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call me?
Chinese?
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! π
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"