Question jokes
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
I farted how bout u?
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Memes
Who likes dick? Answer me!
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
What is
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.