Question jokes
ISI?
How long are you? I
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
What is you you?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Memes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
How do you make an idiot say how?
can someone please tell what happened?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')