Question jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
can someone please tell what happened?
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
How do you make an idiot say how?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
El, can you grab me that bow?
Are you fin-ished with your work?
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂