Question jokes
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What is this anyway?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Are you fin-ished with your work?
El, can you grab me that bow?
WTF happened?
Gwen, you on?
Sure?
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
How long are you? I
What is your address?
What is you you?
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.