Question jokes

But when?

What is your address?

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

WTF happened?

What is this anyway?

Gwen, you on?

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Sure?

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

El, can you grab me that bow?

Are you fin-ished with your work?

How long are you? I

What is you you?

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.