Question jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good,” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
can someone please tell what happened?
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.