Question jokes
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Did you?