Question jokes
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What picture is that?
How long is it?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What is you you?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Y u gey, bruh?
What is going on here?
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"