Question jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What is yellow?
Why did you say not to?
What is your address?
How long are you? I
What picture is that?
How long is it?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What is you you?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila