Question jokes
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What is you you?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Y u gey, bruh?
What is going on here?
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!