My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
