Put jokes
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.