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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it!

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

Put more comments.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

I didn't put my kids up for adoption.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.

The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!