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What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
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