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Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.