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Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?

*Starts putting up hand signs.*

Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it!

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

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Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

I didn't put my kids up for adoption.

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"