Put jokes
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.