My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
I can't cum anymore I can't put children through thia
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity. I cant put it down!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about
None of you ever touch my penis
Like a shooter says โI put the Fun in funeral
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, โPut it on my bill.โ
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption? He thought his son sucked.
Me running from the principal cause I put ten womanโs rights book on the fictional section๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ haha
Why do orphans live pm the street
They don't parents to put a roof over there head
Why did two ๐ฑโโ๏ธ ๐ฑโโ๏ธ dumb ๐ฑโโ๏ธ ๐ฑโโ๏ธ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders ๐ because they wanted the ๐ cow to practice safe sex
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
This morning I was in the kitchen and I saw some a whole bunch of leftovers brownies made from scratch i just taste one and spit it out because somebody put some godamn weed in them what the fuck.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
