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Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!