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Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂