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Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.

Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)

3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)

Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?

A bat.