Put Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common

A:they put meat on five year old buns

yesterday i saw a "womans rights" book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out

How do you blind fold a woman

Put a wind shield in front of them.

How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman’s right book in non fiction section

your hairline so put back it looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

yo mama so ugly Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjustu

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.

I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.

Last time i talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.

Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender

A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.