i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
Are you guys alright ? if you answered yes then you are wrong You are all LEFT kill meh (This joke was taken from dat none funny b*tch on britains got talent)
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
what do you call a cow with no legs?--ground beef XD
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
What's better then a meme a really good vines
