I went shopping and then to the hospital and then to bed and then I promised to only say and once in a sentence

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare

A homey thing is a a house and a sticky thing is a stick

If people who live in Canada are Canadians I mean if they drink Fanta they’re fantastic

What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!..water…yup,water…

My fish pun aren’t on porpoise.

my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat

All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn’t get a reaction.

What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail

Dog walks into a bar… & Sez to bartender . I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…

i tried to play with Rock but it was hard

why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in

why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans

wash your hands

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere

Jokes are rathr funny

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”

What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.

my mom