Puns
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.