Dad

My dad told me that his dreams were shattered a few years ago.

Then I asked him how many years ago.

He replied with, "When were you born?"

Knight

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Glass

Doctor: You need new glasses.

Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.

Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.

Taco

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

Juggling

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Jacket

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

Elsa

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.