Puns
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.