Puns
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Don't touch my bot.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.