Research

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

Group

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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  • Organ Donor

    My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

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  • Accident

    A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

    And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."

    Roman

    A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

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  • Egg

    What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

    It was scrambled.

    Manual

    I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

    Dinosaur

    What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.