Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are
The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
I was going to write a joke about my pinnes but it was to lång and overused
So I was doing a puzzle, I was getting triggered with it, my friend said "Its puzzling why your so triggered"
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
How many Thumbs down can this joke get?
joke: runescape mustard tits pamela anderson
i think your eggcellent
I saw a bear eating a duck.It was unBEARable.
I LICK COWS FOR MY MOTHER
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him Arid
Get it? I read? no... ok.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
You want to hear a joke? You......
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
