The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.