Puns

Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!

I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"

The boy ran into the gym, why?

Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

I think you're eggcellent!

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

I lick cows for my mother.

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)

Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?

You want to hear a joke? You......