Velcro is such a rip-off
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
i hate stairs their always up to something
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
why did the skeleton not go the ball? Because he had no body to go with
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
