Puns
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
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What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why are you gay? Because I said so!