Puns
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.