Cannibal

What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

Droid

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Antenna

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Cat

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Couch

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

Sodium

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

Chicken

On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?

On the outer side. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.