What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
two antennas met on a roof and got married the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible.
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
