Puns
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.