I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
why did the cookie go to the hospital because it felt crummy
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b